- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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