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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Scott Gomez

more chocolate?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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