what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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An man walks to a bra

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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