what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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