- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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