Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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I hate blackniggers

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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The Joke Below

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Christianity

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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