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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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haha Otarts was here

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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