What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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The Morman Religion.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Bean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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