A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Asians.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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