Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Womens rights

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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