call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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ekoj

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Turtles

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Anti Joke

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