Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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