roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

No.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

The Aristocrats

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

You.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Dear John,

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Liars go to hell! -God

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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