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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

kennah campion... being nice

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A joke

Icecream

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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