- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Robin, get in the car.

A boy with red hair is happy.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Pianca going ham

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A homeless person dies.

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