'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I am black.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Black Poeple

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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