Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Hello world

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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