Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Black Poeple

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Black people are innocent.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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