I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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im jewish

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