what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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alcoholism kills

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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