Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Anti Joke

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