- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Liars go to hell! -God

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Five guys one rape.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

1+1= 69

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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