- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

nine...eleven

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

hi bye

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

The mets are 3-0 this season

women's rights

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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