How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Fuck her

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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your fat

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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