William Raines.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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That's unfortunate.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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poop.........

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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