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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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theres a fat guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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AROUND

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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