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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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mitt romney

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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womens rights

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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