- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

does this look unsure to you?

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

God.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Lacrosse

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

The Aristocrats

George W. Bush

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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