Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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hi im paul!

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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