What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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hahaha

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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