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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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The jets are a good team..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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