An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

live babies

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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