A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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gays

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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