- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Oliver's friends

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

My mom.

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