- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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