Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What break when you talk?

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Womens rights.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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