A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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arse

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Religion

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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