Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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A Jew returns change.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Fruitcake

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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