There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Your mom.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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