Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What what In the butt

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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An Irishman stays home

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Women's rights.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Oliver's friends

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What time is it? 10:58

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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