- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Knock knock Nobody's home.

a banana

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Lacrosse

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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