Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Myspace

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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