Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Women's rights

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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