Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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your life

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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