Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I like jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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