Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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