Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

That's unfortunate.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

make me a sandwich!

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Winking at old people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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