- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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