How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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