- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

im jewish

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Like my status for a tbh?

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

penis

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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