What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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