Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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