why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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