YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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