Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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I can't see my forehead

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Itookasipasoda

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Rick Perry.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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