Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Well, this is fun.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Nickelback

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's 6+2? 16

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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