How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Itookasipasoda

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Rick Perry.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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