How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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no

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your mom

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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suck my dick.

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NEVER

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Small breasts.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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