Jess Burns

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Scott

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Ruller

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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