Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Potato salad

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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