a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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I can't see my forehead

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Carlton

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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