Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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theres a fat guy

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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