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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Men's rights

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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I like jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Poop

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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