American healthcare.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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balls in ya mouf

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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