- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

So a seal walks into a club...

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A baby seal walks into a club

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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