Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Itookasipasoda

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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