There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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