A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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hahaha

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Exactly what?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My life

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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