What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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balls in ya mouf

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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