- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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